Lost at sea


 

WILLAPIA BAY, Wash. - The Coast Guard has found four missing boaters in southwest Washington.

Searches said four women launched their 12-foot boat out of Willapia Bay Wednesday night to scatter a loved one's ashes.
   
The Pacific County Sheriff's Office was called when the boaters did not return as scheduled.
     
Rescue crews found the women unharmed just after 6 a.m. Thursday.

FAQs

Q: What is this site?

A: We reply to various online listings in an attempt to elicit responses using various personas that we've created; most of these personas are stereotypical and offensive. Results are suprising and hillarious.

-

Q: Is this for real?

A: These are all 100% word-for-word email threads that, other than names and locations, have not been modified or edited.  These are real people replying to real emails.  No bullshit.  Believe us, we were surprised that we could produce such responses from strangers.

-

Q: I don't understand what's going on, how do I read this?

A: Conversations are laid out with our emails in a bold font and the poor sap who's being lampooned in non-bold, italicized font.

-

Q: Why do you do this?

A: We're bastards.

RecentPosts

Disclaimer
Although the conversations themselves on this web site are in fact real, the names and locations have been altered.
Any and all alleged illegal activity in these e-mails is mentioned purely for the sake of entertainment.

© Copyright 2010 EmailBastard.com
Cilck here for our Privacy Policy