Happy Endings

_{Q: What is this site?}

_{A: We reply to various online listings in an attempt to elicit responses using various personas that we've created; most of these personas are stereotypical and offensive. Results are suprising and hillarious.}

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_{Q: Is this for real?}

_{A: These are all 100% word-for-word email threads that, other than names and locations, have not been modified or edited.  These are real people replying to real emails.  No bullshit.  Believe us, we were surprised that we could produce such responses from strangers.}

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_{Q: I don't understand what's going on, how do I read this?}

_{A: Conversations are laid out with our emails in a bold font and the poor sap who's being lampooned in non-bold, italicized font.}

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_{Q: Why do you do this?}

_{A: We're bastards.}