Stolen Tents

by email bastard 22. July 2009 07:02
Original Ad:
LOTS OF TENTS FOR SALE

Large lot of military style tents for sale. Please call or email ASAP.
hi i am looking for about 7 tents do you have enough?

eduardo

YES...I have MORE than enough. Currently, I have about 20-30 tenst available.
Call me - XXX-XXX-XXXX

I need 50 or 60. No deal.

Hello, again, Eduardo...
I guess I'm a bit confused. Your first email said you needed 7 tents. The next email from you says you need 50-60 tents. What gives? Regardless...here's an idea...why not buy all that I have...and you can get the balance of them from an Army/Navy Surplus store. I've seen some @ G.I.Joe's.

I have better idea. You buy 30 more tents from this G.I. Joe guy and then you'll have 60 total. I buy 60 tents from you. Deal?

Hi again Eduardo..
I'm not in the business of 'buying and selling tents...' sorry. I happen to have these tents from a USMC command I was stationed before they closed the location. I've priced the tents at several places and found them to be much more expensive than what I'm selling them for, hence the reasoning behind putting them on C.L. for a greatly discounted price. I feel $25 is more than fair, which is why I'm selling so many of them. I originally had over 200 of them, and the count of between 20-30 is approximately what I have left today. Sorry if this 'plan' is not sufficient for you. Have a great week ahead.

Thank you ed that is very nice explaination. I am very much interested in buying your stolen tents, where can we meet and yes I bring cash.

There was absolutely NO reason for your rudeness. Stolen? You don't even know me I can tell this has been an entire waste of my time. Please stop your email to me

No rudeness. I just see you say you took these from your Navy base so sorry need to be more discreet since military probably monitor ur emails. I'm a stealer too. Last job I take $6000 worth of lumber and then at pizza store have full pot/pan set from that so I know how you think. Us guys need to stick together lets me buy all your tents how much for all? THanks

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