My Little Pony

by email bastard 2. August 2009 19:11
Reply to a wanted ad for My Little Pony figurines

Hey there i got me a bunch of them ponys how much you want i got about 20 or so

Dave

Send me a photo please, and I will make you an offer

James
[Link to his amateur photography website]
i have two box full of them but the are not clean i will take a picture for you when andre is here on saturday is that ok? i need about 40 dollar forthem and that should work unless you have something to trade me for the ponys

Dave

Send me the pics, and we are solid.

James

Honestly? You are getting on my nerves.

Unless you start showing a little fucking respect, the deals off.

Dave

Wait a sec.

You have some pretty sweet photos. How do I go about acquiring some of those?

The pony's were sold. God damn wife. I took care of her though.

Okay... whatever... that doesn't make me feel comfortable with our deal. How is that anyway to talk to a potential customer? You said you are waiting for Andre to get photos to send tomorrow and I said okay, send me the pics and we are good, thus sealing our deal, but you just cursed me off for no reason. Was it because I asked for the photos twice? This tells me three things about you; 1) you are not mentally balanced and 2) you might try and rip me off 3) you might try and rob me, even in public. I can't deal with someone like that, I am sorry. If you still want to send me the photos tomorrow and apologize, we can talk. Stop rushing to conclusions and being a jerk.

James

Wait, what just happened? I just sent you a message and you said something about acquiring something... but I never sent you and photos. And apparently you beat your wife? Dude, what is going on?

Okay.

Let's forget about that and start over. I get a little wild. Here's the deal. I need to buy some of your photos.

Hook me up.

Dave

And if you stop being a wise ass, I might be able to get the ponys.

OH, you are a bot. I understand. I have the photos, I will send them. Where should I write you a check? I can give you all my credit information is that okay? Charge me whatever you want?

To tell you the truth i need to make some extra cash to buy some booze.

but yah, I looked at your little website. Take some decent pictures there. You some kind of expert or something?



Yes, I am an expert. Don't contact me again, thanks.

When are we meeting to exchange ponies and cash and booze?

You said, "The pony's were sold. God damn wife. I took care of her though." Send me good photos.

I found one in my closet. I will sell to you for $900. Very rare. Here:

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 Nick Derthick 
July 8. 2009 03:30
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ahahahahaha.. $900 for that pony.. that picture had me in tears laughing so hard.  I can picture the dudes face when he opened that attachment.


October 22. 2009 03:35
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