Gamgams problem

by email bastard 19. August 2009 17:38
Reply to ad for mobile poo cleaning for dogs. This guy was really serious with several pics of him, his car and him in "the act". He was looking for trades and listed about 30 items he was looking for in exchange for his service.

U come pick up my poops? I has Pleystation3, nice canoe that I trade!

Denho

Sounds good, what kind of trade value were you thinking for the canoe? And what other accessory's do you have for both the canoe and playstation? How many dogs do you have, and where do you live? Once we figure some of these things out I can tell you about how long we can provide service for you in trade for those two items.

Jacob

I has no dogs. PS3 has Madden game and extra control. Canoe comes with padels (4) and can give car rack too. What areas do you serve? I need make sure you can come to where I am.

Denho

Ok if you have no dogs then who's house will I be servicing? We service all of [cities] (just like I said in my ad) So where are you?

Jacob

Ok perfect I near downtown [city]. You service my house. Do you play drums?


Of course I play drums. What kind of service do you want done at your house?

Denho

I want u come over and clean up gamgam. She old and not have good bowels. Newspaper is on the floor so she no make mess but it getting to be big pain to keep cleaning. Need help!!


Wow, what a surprise, a douche bag! I'm so shocked... and impressed with your originality! I've never got the "gamgam" pooped on the floor thing. SO FUNNY! I am on the floor laughing... oh god, so hilarious! Fuck yeah! Best joke ever! But wait, what was the drum joke going to be??? I'm in suspense... please I need to know! Well just let my spam folder know... I'm sure it will find it as funny as... well funny as shit!

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